The Walker of Wis
I am Walker – the Great and Powerful. Who are you? WHO ARE YOU?
Dorothy: If you please, I am Dorothy -- the teacher small and meek. We've come to ask --
Walker: Silence!
Dorothy: Oh, Oh, Jiminy Crickets!
Walker: The Great and Powerful Walker knows why you have come. Step forward, IT Man.
IT Man: U-ahh.
Walker: You dare to come to me for a salary, do you? You clinking, clanking, clattering collection of caliginous junk!
IT Man: Oooohhh. Uh, yes, yes sir. Y-y-yes, your Honor. You see, awhile back we were walking down State Street --
Walker: QUIET!
IT Man: Oooohhhhhh!
Walker: And you, Park Ranger, have the effrontery to ask for a pension. You billowing bale of bovine fodder!
Ranger: Thanks, your Honor – I mean, your Excellency –
I mean, your Governorship.
Walker: Enough! And you, Librarian. Well?!
[The Cowardly Librarian faints]
Dorothy: You ought to be ashamed of
yourself, frightening her like that when she
came to you for help!
Walker: Silence, Whippersnapper. The beneficent Walker has every intention of granting your requests.
The Cowardly Librarian: [coming to] ...What's that? Huh? What'd he say? What'd he say?
Walker: But first you must prove yourselves worthy by performing a very small task. Bring me the Skype of David Koch!
The Park Ranger: B-b-b-b-b-b-b-but...if we do that, we'll have to offend him to get it.
Walker: Bring me his Skype and I'll grant your requests. Now, go.
The Cowardly Librarian: But what if he kills us first?
Walker: I said GO!
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With apologies to and great love for: The Wizard of Oz.
(c) 2011 by The Musical Patriot. All rights reserved.
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